I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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