But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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