is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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