just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
