So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
