I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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