At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
Heβs disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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