He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
