its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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