She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just invented taco cereal.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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