So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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