It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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