At least make sure they are 18
Why
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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