is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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