I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I need to sanitize my soul.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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