I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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