Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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