Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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