youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize