who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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