in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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