he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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