He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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