am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
