She's JV to your varsity
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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