We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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