is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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