i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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