How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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