white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Girls should come with a carfax report
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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