My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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