Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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