Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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