I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Randomize
