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Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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