a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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