So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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