If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
