you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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