Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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