Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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