wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
