I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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