sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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