I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
it's like iHOP with fire
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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