Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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