I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Randomize
