I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Bang-toberfest begins!!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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