that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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