So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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