On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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